Bill Obsesses over Salmon

​Yes, he does!  Bill's relationship with Food & Cocktails is troubling to some,  fascinating to others,  and the rest  just pull up a chair or a barstool and open wide. Bill doesn't judge.

​As evidenced by his skill with a 10" blade, (plus the occasional Band Aid) &  his strange use of Cuisine and Mixology as ridiculous social commentary, a meal with him is entertaining at the very least and ​entirely delicious. And, he compulsively "cleans as he goes," so you never have to worry about doing  the dishes. ​

​He Cooks Too?​

Candidate Cocktails on

FOX's 'Redeye'

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